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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."
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"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""
"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"
"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""
"My dog just fell off the bed. I'm glad I'm not the only one drunk around here."
"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."
"Just finished the 5th book... In the 'Learning to count' trilogy"
"Just hired a dirtying lady. About to watch her and my cleaning lady fight it out."