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Joke of the Day
"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."
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"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
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"I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said ""Meet my fiance, Beyonce"" and I was like ""That rhymes, you should rap!"" and we laughed and he sold me crack."
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"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."