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Joke of the Day
"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"
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"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"
"I used to think Urethra was the name of a heavy metal band, until I found out it was actually a brand of vacuum cleaner."
"I keep my fitbit in the original box same as I do my special edition Malibu Barbie."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."
"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."
"The funny thing about boobs is, if you've seen two... ...you want to see them all."
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you..."
"""I love the fall!"" - girls who are happy they don't have to suck in their stomach in pictures anymore"
"I Wish I had Trump As A Teacher Citations would be super easy ""You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"""