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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails? Jesus"
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"
"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
"They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer' f*ck off' to go away'."
"What do you do if your lawnmower stops working? Deport him"
"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"
"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."
"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."
"Who picks up the guide dog's shit No one since they turn a blind eye."