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Joke of the Day
"I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long."
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"HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE."
"Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door."
"What do you call two bees at the seaside? A B&B"
"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"
"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"
"Help me make a joke to this punchline... (optional type of) science isn't an exact science."
"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs."
"Somebody stole my Microsoft Office... Whoever did it will pay. You have my Word."
"What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo? The second coming of Jesus."