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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."

"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit."

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"

"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."