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Joke of the Day

"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."

"Marriage Tip: Try not to leave a footprint on your spouse's ass as they get out of the car when you drop them at the airport."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"

"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"Why did so many jews die at Auschwitz? Because the exit doors were coin operated."

"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."

"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."