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Joke of the Day
"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"
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"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"" ... She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
"Why did the tin man go to hell? Because he's a sinner."
"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."
"Wrong hole. No. Still the wrong hole. Only ONE in each hole! Ugh. Here! I'll show you. -Helping my kid put on a swimsuit."
"You know you're the family addict when it's time to light birthday candles & everyone looks at you knowing you have a lighter in your pocket"
"Sex is like fishing... You gotta know how to handle the rod!"
"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."