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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like fishing... You gotta know how to handle the rod!"

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"

"I can't be Levi never tried speech wreck ignition soft wear be four. This is sofa king convene Yenta!"

"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

" Dad, what does indifference and incompetence mean? Actually, I don't know, son. And I don't give a shit."

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"I had consensual sex with a dementia sufferer... It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening."

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"