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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
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"In the English language, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing. Unless you are at a funeral."
"What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil."
"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."
"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""
"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"
"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
"Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?"
"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."