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Joke of the Day
"Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids."
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"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"
"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"
"What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C? It gets curvy."
"Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. ""Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million,"" he told sources"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"