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Joke of the Day

"I haven't told anyone but last night I let my husband indulge his ""scat"" fetish. I'm glad I got that off my chest."

"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."

"If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say ""you're okay, you're okay,"" they are definitely NOT okay."

"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."

"I'm starting a secret society for people who have been banned from other secret societies. It's called The Illuminaughty. (Don't tell anyone, though. It's a secret.)"

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."