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Joke of the Day

"If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say ""you're okay, you're okay,"" they are definitely NOT okay."

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"Why did the chicken have a seance? To get to the other side"

"Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car who's driving? A: The police."

"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."

"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."

"There's nothing more deceitful than the word ""booby trap""."

"Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket."

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"

"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"