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Joke of the Day
"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."
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"Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will."""
"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."
"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."
"It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees."
"Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water? Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"It's only perverted if she says no.."
"The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock."
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."