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Joke of the Day

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"

"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."

"I still think Porky Pig got his stutter from an early jail experience."

"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"

"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."

"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"

"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."

"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"

"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."