210134

Joke of the Day

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"Science Joke :) Two scientists walk into a bar. Bartender: So what would you two like? Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O. Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too. (H2O2)"

"What do you call a bad cow joke? Udderly terrible!"

"I was going to make a gay joke Butt fuck it..."

"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"

"There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers."

"TIL that there is enough oxygen on earth to cover the entire planet!! How crazy is that!"

"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"

"How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds? Ask Ronda Rousey!"

"If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue? First in never out."