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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than being adopted Being adopted twice."
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"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"
"Love is a decision. I have decided not to smother my husband with his pillow. Our love will live another day."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"
"What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes? sub-standard."
"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."
"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."
"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"