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Joke of the Day
"As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head."
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"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."
"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"
"Mr. Tripler, your U.S. Patent request for ""YO I WANNA PATENT MY NEIGHBORS CAT MORPHEUS SO HE MINE NOW"" has been declined."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... The one cannibal turns to the other and asks, ""does this taste funny to you?"""
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."
"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."