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Joke of the Day

"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off"

"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"

"who wants some staples....... hold out your hands..... here they come [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ["

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (Slightly NSFW) A lick-a-lot-a-puss."

"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."

"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"

"*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP"

"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"