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Joke of the Day
"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."
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"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."
"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"
"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"Pain Pills? You mean bitch mints? **^^flexes**"
"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."
"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"
"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"
"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"