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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"
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"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."
"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."
"Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran"""
"I wish cops cared about me wearing a condom as much as they care about me wearing a seat belt."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"My local feminist charity is hiring. I found their recruitment slogan to be a bit counterintuitive... ""Girl power needs manpower."""
"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""