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Joke of the Day

"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch."

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""

"Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?"

"There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies."

"Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester."

"Congratulations on your accomplishments! Whitney Houston, on being year sober!"

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."