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Joke of the Day
"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"
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"What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common? Failure to pull out in time"
"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."
"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"
"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"
"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"
"A midwife delivered a baby and asked the mother "" wow your baby has such lovely hair, does he get it from his dad?"" The new mother replied "" I don't know, he wore a hat"""
"What did the ghost say to the prostitute? You're a horror!"
"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"
"Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication."