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Joke of the Day

"""So did you hear Bruce Willis passed away?"" ""Really? How?"" ""Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis."" ""That's terrible!"" ""Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."""

"Bought a cheese grater for a blind friend... He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."

"if you open Door.jar, is the door still ajar?"

"Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period."

"Have you heard of that invention that lets you see through walls? Its called window.Mua^ha^ha^ha"

"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."