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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you'd make them lightning bolts once in a while."

"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"

"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."

"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."

"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."

"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""

"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"

"My rubberband gun was confiscated in Algebra class It was a weapon of math disruption!"