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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."
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"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"
"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"
"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"
"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."
"I'm going to skip home tonight because sometimes life is seriously brilliant. *throws confetti*"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they like to push two twins together to make a king. (Game of Thrones ref)"
"Women are like convertibles. They're a lot more fun when the top's down."
"Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights."
"My girlfriend started smoking... My girlfriend started smoking last night, so I slowed down and applied lubricant."