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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."

"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."

"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"

"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet? Because it had too many threads."

"Man shall not live on bread alone. Yet it is easy to forget this at restaurants and end up full before the appetizer."

"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."

"Do you know what paraplegics can't stand? *that"

"How do you drowned a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5"