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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
"I'm about to pound some meat. Sadly this is not a euphemism. Again. *sigh*"
"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"
"I dream about sleeping with Michael J. Fox I bet he's a really good vibrator."
"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"
"Emmanuel Lubezki walks into a bar and orders one shot."
"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"
"How many libertarians? How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it."