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Joke of the Day
"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."
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"I hate being bipolar, it's great"
"Two silkworms are in a race. What is the result? A tie."
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""
"Wanna hear a joke? Western Feminism."
"I want to get into the porn industry But the competition is really stiff."
"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"
"WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES"
"What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts? Abstinence."