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Joke of the Day

"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."

"Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae"

"Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache."

"""Well I should probably get off twitter. I have to be at work in 15 minutes and I haven't even showered yet."" - me and at least 100 of you"

"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show? Drummers."

"What is the most popular bar in the Middle East Aloha Snackbar"

"If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?"

"I walked into a room full of people masturbating They looked surprised when I didn't stop"