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Joke of the Day

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."

"Why did the bass player miss his second lesson? He had a gig that night."

"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""

"I've been told that red wine compliments a steak. But so far my glass hasn't said anything nice at all."

"What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do? Circuit training."

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."

"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"

"Fish with no eyes What do you call a fish with no eyes? -A ""FSH"""