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Joke of the Day

"what did one eye say to the other eye ""I don't know about you but something smells between us"" and then the the other eye says, ""what, the nose or the asshole its stuck in?"""

"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82... ...I'm easily lead"

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""

"Explanation of HANDSOME A twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people. That's why some men keep getting called handsome."

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""

"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."

"Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet"