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Joke of the Day

"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""

"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee."

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"

"My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing marijuana on his side of the fence. I told him to get off his high horse."

"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"We need a channel that plays kitten videos. All kittens, all the time. When shit gets intense, turn on the kittens. #kittenchannel"

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."