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Joke of the Day
"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."
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"Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did."
"How does Moses make tea? He brews it."
"An Irishman... An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."
"Do you have cotton balls? ""Yes"" ""Do they tickle when you walk?"""
"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""
"""The rules are quite simple, Mr Bond: I think of a word, you guess letters in that word. If you guess wrong I draw a picture a man hanging."""
"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."