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Joke of the Day

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like crap her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

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"No, officer, I haven't been drinking; my toddler just needed to hand me everything from the back seat."
"[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone"
"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
"Do you believe in abortion? Girl: Dad, do you believe in abortion? Father: Ask your sister. Girl: I don't have a sister... Father: Exactly."
"Why should you work for a vegetable factory? Because they offer a good celery."
"Anyone ever notice ""Seven"" has the word ""even"" in it. That's odd."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls!"
"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him."