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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."
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"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"
"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."
"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."
"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."
"My wife's story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act."
"What did the olive say to the drink. Olive you."
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."
"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."