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Joke of the Day

"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."

"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"

"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""

"How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going? He pushes Melania out of bed."

"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"

"To get to the other side"

"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."

"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"

"I knew she'd been working at the foundry... because I smelter."