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Joke of the Day

"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."

"If you're making out with a Thai girl, what's the first thing you should ask yourself? Am I feeling nuts?"

"I tried changing my password to ""Goku"" But facebook said it was too weak."

"Him: drink? Me: I have a boyfriend Him: I have a goldfish Me: What??? Him: I thought we were talking about shit that don't matter"

"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."

"Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients."

"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"

"Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"

"I call my penis Valyrian Steel.... Because it slays pale, icy bitches and no one really knows how it works."

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."