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Joke of the Day
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."
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"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
"How do you take a Mexican family portrait? Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light."
"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."
"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."
"I fell asleep & my cat ate the crackers I left on the table. To teach him a lesson, I ate all his Friskies while he's sleeping on the couch."
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."