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Joke of the Day

"Why are all black people fast? The slow ones got caught."

"What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman? A criminal record."

"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"

"Exorcist - The Sequel Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."

"The best way to eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."

"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

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"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"