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Joke of the Day

"a little jewish boy asks his dad for fifty dollars. his dad says: ""40 dollars? what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

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"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""
"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
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