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Joke of the Day

"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"

"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"

"A friend was showing me around his house... Friend: ""So this is our master bed room..."" Me: ""...You guys have a masturbate room?"""

"I like my internet like I dislike my women. Not going down on me."

"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"

"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."

"Does your dog like children? Yes, but he prefers dog food."

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke"

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""