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Joke of the Day

"A woman with a strong accent walks into a bar. Going in to order a drink, she asks for a beer. The bartender says ""Anheizer Busch?"" The woman says: ""Good! And how's your prick?"""

"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"

"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."

"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."

"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"My friend told me if im upset about something i should sleep on it... I told him to give it a rest."

"What's the worst part of having a lung transplant? Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours."