90780

Joke of the Day

"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."

"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."

"Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. It's unsettling"

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."

"Did you know that Trump is 6' 3""? I guess that means that Trump Towers."

"If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine"

"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" ""Europe"" ""Europe who?"" ""No, you're a poo"""

"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."

"What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed? Brush their teeth!"