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Joke of the Day

"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."

"Did you hear about the confused question mark? He couldn't figure out how he got a period."

"My husband really loves our new couch. In fact, he loves it so much he called me his exwife's name just so he could sleep on it."

"Just been banned from my church's Easter service. Apparently the first words Jesus spoke after emerging from his tomb weren't ""Ta-Daa!"""

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""

"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."

"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"

"I was in a relationship with a chimera, but it got weird. She wouldn't stop calling me ""daddy""."

"The Three Rs of Reddit Repost, reuse,recycle."

"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"