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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone."

"Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another"

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"

"You are what you eat? *eats Natalie Portman*"

"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"

"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"

"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."

"Not a single character in any horror or sci-fi film can possibly ever have watched even one horror or sci-fi film."

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."