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Joke of the Day

"Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so | ... (hint 1:06)"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."

"Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist."

"A three legged dog walks into an old west saloon, and tells the bartender, ""I am looking for the man that shot my paw""."

"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! THOR: ""here"" IRON MAN: ""here"" HULK: ""here"" PHIL COLLINS - ""here"" ... ok Phil how do u keep getting into S.H.I.E.L.D man"

"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)"

"Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess."

"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."