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Joke of the Day
"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)"
Next Joke
"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""
"Did you hear about the cliff in Helen Keller's backyard? Neither did she."
"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"
"Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?"
"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."
"I've never had a better karate instructor than a spider web."
"What do you call Annoying Orange and his gang having sex? An Orangy"