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Joke of the Day

"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes? The punchline is too long."

"Apparently. white is the new black... Just ask the Spokane NAACP"

"When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago."

"I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Donald Trump."

"My family and I are going camping for Memorial Weekend. I asked my mother if I could bring my trombone so I can practice, but she said no, because we might get ***banned.***"

"A man walks into a bar So a man walked into the bar carrying a roll of Tarmac. He orders one pint and one for the road."

"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."