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Joke of the Day

"A three legged dog walks into an old west saloon, and tells the bartender, ""I am looking for the man that shot my paw""."

"Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him."

"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."

"Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*"

"Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3"

"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."

"What happens when a muppet gives you a blowjob? A handjob"

"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"

"What would you call Tony Stark after a sex change operation? Fe Male"

"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"