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Joke of the Day

"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table... ...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, one empty in case he doesn't."

"My friend recently tried to get appointed chancellor of Germany but failed. I told him he was literally worse than Hitler."

"McDonald's is opening their first restaurant in India. Employees must ask if you want flies with every order."

"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"

"If you're happy and you know it, thank your ex."

"People used to go all around the world for spices. That must have been underwhelming. ""Guys, I've been gone three years and this is cumin."""

"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."

"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""

"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."

"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."